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Don’t let those working moms fool you! The sneaky bitches. They act like they’re sooo together and sooo accomplished because they’ve chosen to stay on in the workplace, like they’re freaking martyrs or something, when really everyone knows they are not as accomplished in the true workplace — a mother’s HOME!
In a mother’s home, kissing boo-boos takes precedent over sending client emails, and making sure your children have clean bedrooms, fresh laundry and homemade grilled cheese sandwiches is more important than giving a presentation. Mommies get paid in hugs, kisses and the like, and that counts for a lot more than the average “working mother” gives you credit for! All those working moms are the same; they talk a big game, but really they’re choosing work over family. I’d like to know precisely when my child’s first tooth comes in, thank you very much!
(submitted by Anonymous)