I’m not sure I’ve seen anyone - except maybe this woman, this woman, or this woman - freak out on Facebook in a manner that compares to Crazy Caroline. She’s a woman so angry about life that she’s turned the concept of UPS delivery into an act of solicitation. Whoa.
I suddenly feel very sorry for the UPS man. Women like Jessica are hard enough to contend with, but Caroline…? A woman who enjoys asserting that she’s got “a knife with a 4-inch blade and will gladly extend your smile to your ears” ?? You may as well throw the package onto her lawn from the truck and keep driving.
UPS is just doing their job, ladies. You make an order, and they make the delivery. If you’re frustrated about the doorbell, do as Rebecca says and throw up a nice little sign. Or, a
funny passive-aggressive one. Complaining will only get you so far.
(submitted by Anonymous)