Moms On Strike: Part II
It’s another installment of the Lauren & Christy Show!
Based on the current evidence (two submissions worth of bitching) I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Lauren and Christy have the same conversation with each other every week. Maybe even every day. It’s got to be hard to get riled up on Facebook and then promptly get back to all that Women’s Work - but hey, a mom’s gotta do what a mom’s gotta do!
Face it, Lauren. You will never go on strike. You will never have a husband who lifts a finger to do anything but eat pickles out of the jar. And you will never find the peace in your life that you so desperately need… unless you do exactly as I say: Step 1: SHUT UP. Step 2: If you have a complaint with your life partner, tell him about it. Step 3: Drop Christy. She’s a privileged white hussy who deserves to toil in shame for making that “Consuela” joke. To be completely honest, if I was the man who married either of you bitches I wouldn’t bother cleaning up, either.
(submitted by Anonymous)