Christmas ‘10
At first I wanted to give Jessica a high-five. “Right on!!” I thought. “Jessica for President!” But then I continued reading.
When I got to her “terrorists” comment I actually panned back up expecting to find a previous comment left by a woman named America. (You know, like the actress who played Ugly Betty?) But no. She meant the country. Which makes NO fucking sense because America is all about consumerism. So…huh? Is she talking about some backwards right wing shit that I didn’t hear about because I moved out of Georgia?
Then you’ve got Kelsey, Queen of Christmas. Her daughter received $600 in presents because that’s how much her daddy loves her. She may be disrespectful now, but one day she’ll learn that she’s extra special for receiving so many gifts when some kids don’t get any at all. And through that understanding she will become a great person!
Is any of this making sense to anyone?
(submitted by Anonymous)

Christmas ‘10

At first I wanted to give Jessica a high-five. “Right on!!” I thought. “Jessica for President!” But then I continued reading.

When I got to her “terrorists” comment I actually panned back up expecting to find a previous comment left by a woman named America. (You know, like the actress who played Ugly Betty?) But no. She meant the country. Which makes NO fucking sense because America is all about consumerism. So…huh? Is she talking about some backwards right wing shit that I didn’t hear about because I moved out of Georgia?

Then you’ve got Kelsey, Queen of Christmas. Her daughter received $600 in presents because that’s how much her daddy loves her. She may be disrespectful now, but one day she’ll learn that she’s extra special for receiving so many gifts when some kids don’t get any at all. And through that understanding she will become a great person!

Is any of this making sense to anyone?

(submitted by Anonymous)

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