I’m assuming Elayna is also posting this exact message on MySpace, Twitter, Bebo…I mean this gent could be anywhere. Let’s not forget Elayna slept with a lot of guys in March of ‘08 AKA ‘March Madness.’ Some bets were made, a few strip poker games were lost…you know how it is.
Elayna’s solution to her predicament sounds like a great idea for a popular reality TV series. Maybe she’s a secret genius. Think of it: You bring all of the potential baby daddies to one place, order what…a dozen pizzas? and just let everything play out naturally. There’ll be some bonding, some fighting, maybe a few tears. And all the while a revolving door of ‘swab tests’ will be administered in the bathroom. At the end of the series, the father is revealed! Sounds like an enthralling hit to me. It’s so much more fun to throw Paternity Parties than cross guys off a list one by one. That would take 4EVER!
(submitted by Anonymous)
**Update: To confirm the authenticity of this post - and for fun - I’d like to add the words of the submitter: “Elayna is insane. She posts all her personal business on Facebook. She recently broke up someone’s marriage, got engaged, and then married to said man all in the same week. Of course now they broke up. She is certifiable.” Indeed!

I’m assuming Elayna is also posting this exact message on MySpace, Twitter, Bebo…I mean this gent could be anywhere. Let’s not forget Elayna slept with a lot of guys in March of ‘08 AKA ‘March Madness.’ Some bets were made, a few strip poker games were lost…you know how it is.

Elayna’s solution to her predicament sounds like a great idea for a popular reality TV series. Maybe she’s a secret genius. Think of it: You bring all of the potential baby daddies to one place, order what…a dozen pizzas? and just let everything play out naturally. There’ll be some bonding, some fighting, maybe a few tears. And all the while a revolving door of ‘swab tests’ will be administered in the bathroom. At the end of the series, the father is revealed! Sounds like an enthralling hit to me. It’s so much more fun to throw Paternity Parties than cross guys off a list one by one. That would take 4EVER!

(submitted by Anonymous)

**Update: To confirm the authenticity of this post - and for fun - I’d like to add the words of the submitter: “Elayna is insane. She posts all her personal business on Facebook. She recently broke up someone’s marriage, got engaged, and then married to said man all in the same week. Of course now they broke up. She is certifiable.” Indeed!

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