An STFU, Parents Halloween wouldn’t be complete without a placenta post. But I thought since it’s Halloween, I’d take things a bit…further. You’ve heard about the smoothies, the sushi, the tree burial and the freezer. But never has the real deal been seen on this site. Until now.
Jordan’s goal in life is clearly to torture his friends. Though they’re edited out now, he tagged at least 5 people in this photo. WHY? Why, Jordan??!! Did you think an email wouldn’t suffice? Did “the doctor make you do it”? Please tell me you received a large payout from a 9-month-old bet. Tell me anything other than, “We just thought it was so beautiful and had to share!” I’m guessing this is only the beginning of what’s to come. Placenta potluck, anyone?
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