I can see it now: Thousands of protesters holding signs that say, “Baby Genitals Are Beautiful!”, “Free Your Minds, Have a Kid!”, and “Naked Eli FTW!” A sea of Facebook parents, each pushing a $1,500 stroller toward the Lincoln Memorial to fight for their rights while chanting powerful messages about the chains of censorship.
*eyeroll at stupid people*
Seriously, Oversharerers: Pretend you’re the folks behind Facebook, a company with investors, ethical guidelines and over 175 million users. Would you want to be the person who authorized parents to post naked pictures of their adorably naked children during Naked Time? I think not. I know I wouldn’t want to be. Do I have a problem with naked babies in general? No. Do I want to see your kid’s exposed genitals in my face just for fun? Let me think about…NO. This isn’t rocket science. Even your buddy Curtis - who’s clearly been affected by your prior antics - isn’t cool with the NAKED MAN. Sorry.
(submitted by Anonymous)