I’m not sure if S. will take this as a compliment or not, but this picture was *not* “just another” submission to edit. I basically kept one eye covered the entire time, and I haven’t had to do that since re-watching that scene in Road House (you know the one).
I’ve seen spread eagle, but THIS is spread eagle in its purest form. I cannot imagine why anyone would post this picture online, but I’m going to chalk it up to very blind love. A love so strong that I, nor you, nor anyone could possibly understand. Although, I’m pretty sure Nick has a point. To reduce the awkwardness of the situation, I have added a fanciful mustache. No, I don’t think it really helps, but I tried.
(submitted by Anonymous)