Sorry you’re depressed and having a bad day, but um …MY LITTLE GIRL TURNED 6 TODAY! BOOM IN YO FACE!!!!!
No but seriously, if my little darling’s 6th birthday doesn’t lift your spirits after today’s woes, I don’t know what will! In fact, if you’re still feeling poopy after knowing Caroline turned 6 you probably shouldn’t talk about it. Because that would really hurt my feelings, Caroline’s feelings and generally present you in a rude light. Just my opinion. I hope whatever happens, you have a better day tomorrow. Only 363 days till Caroline turns 7, so CHEEEEEEER UP!! Oh yeah, and we love you.
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