Story Hour on facebook!! Everyone make a grilled cheese sammy and pull up a chair. Today’s facebook Story Hour is the 458th chapter in the 13,000-page novel of my adorable son’s potty “issues”. The little “underwear monster” (how cute is he??) played protagonist as he set out on a pee rampage despite my best avoidance efforts.
Once he pulled his dripping wet underwear over his head [ed. note: EWWW] and started licking his urine-soaked Crocs, I just KNEW that all my friends on facebook would want to know about it. Who could deny wanting to hear another story about real life? It’s like I always say, “Rappers rap about what they know. Moms post on facebook the same way!” If you don’t like it, don’t read it!
(submitted by Anonymous)