I feel violated by this submission. Immediately upon reading it I went in search of a thick robe. Amy has painted QUITE the scene, has she not? I was just waiting for the uncomfortable mention of a fireplace and a jar of vaporub. Maybe she burned a little incense during the ‘slow yoga’? *shudder*

The subject of the submitter’s email was ‘L’il Oedipus’, and I can’t think of a more accurate classification. Amy has me more spooked than that ghost scene from Three Men and a Baby. The idea that her friends would encourage additional chapters to this dysfunctional romance novel is beyond disturbing. It’s one thing to joke that your son made a wonderful date at the movies or at a wedding that Mom went to sans husband. But it’s quite another thing to essentially compare your ‘date’ to a Boyz II Men video. Creepy.

(submitted by Anonymous)