“Let the poop flow.” Is that a catch phrase? Is it bad that it reminded me of the Bellamy Brothers? I swear this blog is slowly warping my brain. Not to mention, this submission reminds me of a certain previous post that temporarily ruined soft serve ice cream, which should be a crime.
Is it too much to assume that T washed her hands before updating her status? Maybe. I’m glad I’ll never know. As far as I’m concerned, I will never touch this stranger’s hand for my entire life. I find a bit of solace in that fact. Anyone who wants the world to know she shoved her finger up her child’s ass should NOT consider herself welcome at my fondue party.
(submitted by Anonymous)