The closer we (Americans) get to Thanksgiving, the more appreciative I am of submissions like this one. If I didn’t think crazy bitches talking about the popo would end up in my inbox now and then, I don’t even know if I’d still be running this site. Thankfully, though, the world is chock full of women like S. to keep us all entertained.
Poor S. She was just trying to “snuggale” with her princess when the popo rolled up, right as the alarm went off, both of which ruined her baby’s naptime and caused S.’s mind to race. Were the cops there because of that crazy chick who said she’d get a warrent [sic]? Were they there because of that incident at the Shop Rite, or the hit and run in the parking lot of KFC? Thank god it was none of those things, but now that the popo have come by it’s GO TIME!!!! And you know what that means.
OK, um, I have no idea what that means. But it sounds highly cinematic.
(submitted by Anonymous)