Let me be very clear: If there was ever a retail corporation whose cart I’d want my baby to shit in, Walmart would easily rank in the Top 3. It might even be #1. That said, B’s humor here falls flat for me. Why? Because B seems like the type of mom who cracks jokes about accidentally leaving behind poopy carts, but complains to management if she discovers someone else’s bacteria-infested poopy cart.
Hypocrisy aside - this is just sick. I expect to find a lot of things at Walmart - luggage, bullets, Christmas decorations year-round - but never a pile of turds in the freaking shopping cart. Is she honestly telling us she may have carted this kid to the car, put him in his car seat, and not noticed the foul odor of a poopy diaper until she got home? Keep your dirty little secret to yourself, B. This is beyond an ‘Ooopsie!’.
(submitted by Anonymous)