This week on Mommyish, I wrote about 3 Baby Shower Dos and Don’ts on Facebook. There’s one ‘note’ submission that’s so insanely long and boring, you might just want to tuck yourself in before reading it as a bedtime story. Head over now and enjoy the tips, one of which is “Don’t serve a creepy cake.” The cake you see above isn’t very creepy, especially compared to the Cake Wrecks-esque cake in my column, but it is still kind of weird. While I can’t hate on an A-for-Effort DIY, I have to wonder how many times Emilie paused to ask herself why she was making a pregnancy test cake as she wrote the words “Clear Blue” in icing. 11? 12? The same number of guests who asked if she peed on it before serving it? I call weird cakes fonDON’Ts for a reason.

On an unrelated note, I did a little Q&A about my life as a blogger right here. Learn some (more) stuff about me! Read my ramblings. (Fun fact: *I* don’t have health coverage, but for $50/month, my cats do. Yay, America!) 

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