Mom’s Gold Star

This is like a one-two-three punch of hilarity. Do any kitschy companies make baby mullet clip-ons? ‘Cuz they should. I mean, I’m aware of child mullets, but baby mullets are a whole new thing to me, and I couldn’t be more impressed. More than that, you guys know how I feel about parents joking around about their kids’ “outward charm.” I think it’s hilarious, healthy and heartwarming. The three H’s!

Congrats to Graham for being a funny dude, and congrats to Daniel for knowing how to follow up an already-funny joke with an equally-funny comment. I actually appreciate the lack of apostrophe in “kids,” and that’s saying a lot. (Note: I would not appreciate a lack of apostrophe in “It’s.”) I hope you guys write a coffee table book mocking baby hair and its ever-changing growth patterns and that it comes with a baby mullet clip-on. I see a lot of industry potential here!

PS: A commenter added, “That’s what we call a “skullet.” Perfect.

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