Mama Drama: Asses On Blast Edition
This submission is proof that you can add “ass” onto the end of a LOT of words for emphasis and it’s not the world’s worst thing. Especially if you’re trying to prove a FUCKEN point to a bunch of pathetic-ass bitches. Jiana is TWENTY-THREE years old and that means she can do alot [sic] of things, like drive, vote, and HAVE A BABY. She’s responsible for her own choices! She doesn’t need unnecessary judgment from nosy-ass bitches, because it’s none of THEIR FUCKEN BUSINESS!
It is precisely this attitude that will fuel Jiana’s transformation from an angry, childless ADULT to a rabid, stroller-wielding mama bear. The juices are flowing, so to speak. Like Michael J. Fox in “Teen Wolf,” she won’t know the full potential of her powers until she lets the beast out (either by giving birth OR by surfing atop a van while listening to the Beach Boys). After that happens, WATCH OUT! Because she will put your ass on blast. And y’all know what that means. (If not, Yvonne will clear it up for you!)
Related: “Permanent” Babysitter
(submitted by Anonymous)