New Year’s Eve ‘11
It’s a good thing Brandi had back-up plans to take little Connor (who’s turning eight) out for a night on the town to celebrate his birthday AKA the other big holiday that coincides with New Year’s Eve. Screw the chili event at church; now Connor gets to enjoy fireworks and sparkling cider on account of his birthday! It’s like the WHOLE world is shouting, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!” but what they mean is, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CONNOR!!!” Those fools at the church can take their stupid 7pm chili dinner and
eat it shove it. Connor won’t mind! He’ll be eating filet at Ichibahn, picking out toys and watching the world celebrate the day in his honor!!! Beat that, New Year’s Eve revelers!
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