Remember when I referenced the snot submissions I’ve been receiving now that cold & flu season is at its peak? Well, after nearly three years, I can say with 100% assuredness that this is the most disgusting snot submission I’ve ever received (and that includes the post that likened boogers to cream cheese and the post with the snot dangling in the breeze.) This submission is so gross, so stunningly full of viscosity that I had no choice but to post it as a Tease & Reveal. Putting what lies after the break on the homepage just seemed like a bad move, even when taking into account all the people (you know who you are!) who come to this blog primarily to get grossed out. Something tells me no one is walking away from this one without having their gag reflex triggered. But hey, don’t take my word for it. Read more to find out! 

Ugh. Someone wipe off this kid’s face, PLEASE. I’m begging you. 

(submitted by Anonymous)