I love how the commenter took one look at this person’s near-suicidal status update and said, “Bitch, please!” It kind of makes me think there are people out there patrolling facebook in search of an opportunity to upstage others’ shitty days. Got laid off? Husband left you for a woman 12 years younger? Dad in the hospital? WELL, just you WAIT until you HAVE KIDS!!! All of that stuff gets amplified by LIKE A MILLION!
What’s that? You feel like the saddest, most insecure, desperate person on the planet and need a helping hand? HAHA, yeah, like I’ve had control of my limbs since I gave birth! Like I even have a free hand EVER! Go buy some tissues with all your free time, Sad One. I’ll be second-guessing whether my parenting techniques are turning my kids into future presidents or serial killers.
(submitted by Anonymous)
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