Like mother, like daughter! This submission is precisely the reason I’ve been saying for years that Fisher Price should make a child-sized stripper pole. If this kid is already comfortable walking around chomping at dirty, bacteria-contaminated dollar bills - why not start early and teach her the basics of a highly lucrative career in dance?
For some, dollar bills are an acquired taste. Personally I hated the first few dollar bills I tried. I even broke out the condiments, only to discover that paper money is the one thing not enhanced by ketchup. It’s a truly special child who is eager to eat money at such an early age.
(submitted by Anonymous)