This submission is so full of ridiculosity that it had to be posted. Mamie sounds like that crazy old aunt who wears wacky broaches and has blue hair and is generally completely out of touch. No matter what you say, she’ll think you’re talking about something completely different. These characteristics make her the perfect Facebook user.
I love it when crazy people join Facebook. Their quirkiness makes the site actually worth visiting. Especially when they’re a little older and their version of “lol” or “lmao” is “God Bless.” Indeed, Mamie, God Bless you for using “the Facebook” to keep in touch with people when you’re not collecting garden gnomes or soaking your dentures. Your ignorance is bliss.
(submitted by Anonymous)