Let’s see, what CAN one say when one’s daughter prefers private vs. public facilities? Ahh, yes. Your daughter is a spoiled brat.

Not that I’m a huge fan of floaters and bacterial outbreaks, but I had a blast at the water park as a kid. If your daughter doesn’t relish the joys of splashing with other, less fortunate children, she might have a touch of Little Princess Itis. I hope she finds her Prince Charming once she hits 22; otherwise you might be funding her ‘private vs. public facilities’ interests forever. Enjoy your naps, you two! The maid will be in to wake you before dinner is served.

(submitted by Anonymous)