The reader who sent this in says, “Birthday Cake with a dollop of self pity and a large helping of patting-self-on-backitis.” Might I add to that - HAHAHA!
Woe is Super Mom. She’s been wearing that sparkly blue and gold unitard with the big SM on the front every freaking day since her kids were born. She couldn’t even take it off to celebrate her own birthday. Plus, no one sent her the birthday memo! How is she supposed to know it’s her birthday without a memo? Or a fax? She’s been flying around town in that unitard running a bazillion errands, you guys seriously have NO idea. Being Super Mom is Super Hard. Pass me the tissues.
(submitted by Anonymous)