What are you doing later? I’m going to be taking care of the human life that I gave birth to after carrying it around for 9 months. Did you say you’re running some errands? For what? I can’t even remember needing anything before I had a baby. Are you buying a scrapbooking kit or something?
Seriously, whenever you say you’re slammed now - with whatever it is that you do - I totally chuckle to myself. I have a nice, drawn-out, hearty laugh that comes straight from my gut and lasts for several minutes. Then I slowly begin to cry. And then I get on facebook.
(submitted by Anonymous)