Wedding Crashers: Mama Bear Edition
We’ve seen both wedding crashers and mama bears on the blog before, but never together in harmony like this. It’s like a gift. Darlene had me at, “Can I just say”, which is the best-worst way to start a story ever, especially if that story has very little punctuation and ends with a braid [sic] covered in food from her own wedding. In fact, this might be one of the rare times that I’m disappointed there isn’t a video portion to the submission. (Maybe someone out there can film a dramatic reenactment for me? Just a suggestion.)
I only wish we knew more about Darlene’s family drama. What does “…she lied about my baby and his wife was in on it and she needs mental help…” mean? You know that shit is going to erupt in even more drama and intentionally-spilled food. Oh, to be a fly on the wall in Darlene’s world. Mess with the mama, you get the nonretractile claws. She always protects her young :-)
(submitted by Anonymous)

Wedding Crashers: Mama Bear Edition

We’ve seen both wedding crashers and mama bears on the blog before, but never together in harmony like this. It’s like a gift. Darlene had me at, “Can I just say”, which is the best-worst way to start a story ever, especially if that story has very little punctuation and ends with a braid [sic] covered in food from her own wedding. In fact, this might be one of the rare times that I’m disappointed there isn’t a video portion to the submission. (Maybe someone out there can film a dramatic reenactment for me? Just a suggestion.)

I only wish we knew more about Darlene’s family drama. What does “…she lied about my baby and his wife was in on it and she needs mental help…” mean? You know that shit is going to erupt in even more drama and intentionally-spilled food. Oh, to be a fly on the wall in Darlene’s world. Mess with the mama, you get the nonretractile claws. She always protects her young :-)

(submitted by Anonymous)

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