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Oh, dear. This picture is like Vadgesty meets Rachel with a dash of the BEST BIRTH EVER!!! I find myself wondering why, if Dionne had to post this post-labor photo of herself with her midwives, she didn’t crop it. Is she unaware of all the free editing software available on the internet? Did she secretly want people to catch a glimpse of her blood-streaked leg? As a lady, y’all can trust that I know what it’s like to show a little leg, and that is precisely what Dionne is doing here. Except in her case it’s smeared with afterbirth.
I have to say, Zoe’s comment also stirred up some unpleasant emotions inside me. It’s probably because I was so focused on the eye assault that I hadn’t really considered my other senses, but now I can’t help but incorporate “smell” into my nightmares. Ugh. And the fact that Dionne pops in and is pretty much like, “Haha, I was too tired to care, you know how it is!” kinda freaks me out. It’s one thing to accidentally not notice photo 11 of 125 when uploading an album, but it is quite another to formally acknowledge - and then blow off - a picture that exposes a generous amount of gelatinous bloody goo on the inside of one’s thigh. Seriously, that just ain’t right! I’m all for “nature,” but not like this.
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